What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
What did the titanic?
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
(Titanic walks into a bar) (britannic) what would you like to drink (Titanic) a ICEBERG.
(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
