Disaster jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
It was 9/10.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/