Disaster

Disaster jokes

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"