The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
