Disaster jokes
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
It was 9/10.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.