Disaster jokes
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.