Disaster

Disaster Jokes

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?

"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!