Disaster jokes
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.