Disaster

Disaster jokes

I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.