Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
