Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.