Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it... - Iceberg 1912
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
I asked the titanic a ice breaker question. It couldn't answer
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Obama, Trump and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children! Trump Screw the women and children! Clinton: Do you think we have time...?
Your hairline caused the solar flare
why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the twins towers .
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
Everytime i tell a 911 joke, it bombs
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
What did one iceberg say to the iceberg as the titanic went by? I’d smash that
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
