Disaster jokes
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.