Disaster

Disaster jokes

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"