I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
