Disaster jokes
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.