Disaster jokes

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!

Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.

Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?

"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.