Disaster jokes
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Memes
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.