Disaster jokes
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.