Disaster jokes
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
What did you call a school that got blown up?
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.