Disaster jokes

All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.

Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."

I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.

The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.

The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀