Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Disaster Jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? š¤
