Disaster jokes
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.