Disaster jokes
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"