Disaster jokes

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

What did one twin say to the other?

"Watch out for the plane!"

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.

A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,

"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

What did the tower say to the other?

"Man, someone's on fire today!"

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?