Disaster jokes
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Just do it.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.