What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Disaster Jokes
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
These jokes crash and burn.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
