Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
