Disaster jokes
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"