Disaster jokes
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
These jokes crash and burn.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.