Disaster jokes
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.