Disaster jokes
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Memes
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Just do it.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.