Disaster jokes
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Memes
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
These jokes crash and burn.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.