Disaster jokes
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Just do it.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.