Disaster jokes
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.