Disaster jokes

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

Why did the Titanic sink?

Because the people aboard are stupid.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

They don't have parents to protect them.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Why did the Twin Towers fall?

They collapsed because of the heat.

What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?

They both fell on my dad.

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

What dessert do you get on September 11th?

An ice cream flight!

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

These jokes crash and burn.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.