Women are like Tornadoes
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?
They jinxed it by saying "never sink"
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
