Disaster jokes

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.