Disaster jokes

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.

What did the Titanic say while sinking?

"It's going down."

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

No, it’s a 9/11 victim.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.

Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.

They’re already getting closer.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?

When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.

Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.