Disaster jokes
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Q. What is the Titanic's favorite food?
A. Ice burger.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.