Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Disaster Jokes
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
