Disaster jokes
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Memes
This is real, sorta
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?