Disaster jokes
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?