Disaster jokes
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.