One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
