Disaster jokes
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?