Disaster jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Here Comes the airplane
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The twins are falling down.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.