Disaster jokes
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Memes
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.