Disaster jokes

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

The twins are falling down.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?

Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."