Disaster jokes

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

The twins are falling down.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.