Disaster jokes

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?

Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.