Disaster jokes
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.