Disaster jokes
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.