The twins are falling down.
Disaster Jokes
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
