Disaster jokes
I rate you a 9/11.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.