Disaster jokes
The twins are falling down.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."