Disaster jokes
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Memes
ohio lol
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."