Disaster jokes
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.