Disaster jokes
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."