Disaster jokes

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.

But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.

Spongebob: 9 letters

Squarepants: 11 letters

Spongebob did 9/11.