Disaster jokes
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
When the North Tower saw the South Tower collapse, he would say, "I'm still standing."
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?