Disaster jokes
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.