Disaster jokes
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.