Disaster jokes
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.