Disaster jokes
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Memes
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."