Disaster jokes
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
POV: when your friend scares you, and you acidently throw it in the air and it falls and drops on your head, and you turn and look at your friend that it was there fault like bro it's not that deep fr
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world? Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.