Disaster jokes
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Well shit
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.