Disaster jokes
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Well shit
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.