Disaster jokes
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
Memes
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. π
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesnβt stop when people start dying.