Disaster jokes
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Memes
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.