Disaster jokes
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.