Disaster jokes
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.