Disaster jokes
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.