Disaster jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Memes
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!