Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
"Another one bites the dust."
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
