Disaster jokes

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

I rate you a 9/11.

The twins are falling down.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.