I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
