Disaster jokes
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
I rate you a 9/11.
The twins are falling down.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.