I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
Disaster Jokes
I rate you a 9/11.
The twins are falling down.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
