Disaster jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.