Disaster jokes
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.