Disaster jokes

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

I rate you a 9/11.

The twins are falling down.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"You're too young to smoke."

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

Smash or pass?

"Smash," said the iceberg.

TItanic:...

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.