Disaster jokes
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.