Disaster jokes
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.