Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
