Disabled jokes
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What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
No, you!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
Community talk
Cosmo is my weird autistic dyslexic beautiful disabled loveable father <3
@matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.
B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it
C) see point A)
And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?
Hey, you can now disable the AI animals in posts by having the post creator or a moderator write #noai, either in the post text itself or as a comment. To turn the AI back on, just delete the comment again.