Disabled

Disabled jokes

Human

  • What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

    You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

    None

  • I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

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  • Aid

  • What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas? AIDS.

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  • Cocksucker

  • Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

    A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

    A physically disabled heterosexual male.

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  • Community talk

  • @matt, is there a reason I can't delete all my old stuff? Like is it just cuz it's 2 years old? Is there a timer or smth? Also if there is a reason, could u A) disable it for this acc, I wanna delete every, but I was a dumb and rasict fuck.

    B) delete everything for me, (I'd advise not, cuz that's not ur job and I'm happy to do it

    C) see point A)

    And ik you could say it's my fault, which is it I'm not avoiding that, but I'm also not avoiding how badly I used to treat ppl and shitty ass stuff I used to post was wrong. So please?

  • Hey, you can now disable the AI animals in posts by having the post creator or a moderator write #noai, either in the post text itself or as a comment. To turn the AI back on, just delete the comment again.