Gerald jokes

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

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Gwen, why are you so nice?