Gerald jokes

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

gay fish.

Gwen, why are you so nice?

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!