Disabled Jokes

Smoking

Anonymous

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

Nun

Anonymous

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Jammy

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

Dot u know

What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb

Wha U Sai

What do you call Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

Dark Humor

Anonymous

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

Jaws

in Shark

If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people

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Anonymous

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.

cornys

i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs

Hotness

Anonymous

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

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Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

Woman

Anonymous

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

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Wife

Anonymous

Why has Stephen hawking's stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

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Boiling

Anonymous

How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top

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Stupid jokes

Anonymous

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

Dyslexic

Anonymous

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Shoulder

Anonymous

whats steven hawkins favourite meal?

his shoulder

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Swimming

Anonymous

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children

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