I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
