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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
Why has Stephen hawking's stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
whats steven hawkins favourite meal?
his shoulder
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children