What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Why has Stephen hawking's stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.