Disabled Jokes

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb

What do you call Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai

Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?

Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.

Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!

Mom: Exactly.

If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people

What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.

i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs

What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie won shu

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.

Why has Stephen hawking's stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

whats steven hawkins favourite meal?

his shoulder

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of disabled children