TheArsonist
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
What shampoo does stephen hawkings use? Head & Shoulders
Some say Stephen Hawkins was a genius but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
What’s the worst part of a vegetable,
A wheelchair
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call a kid in a wheel chair on fire?
Hot wheels
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!