Disabled jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Women's rights.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas.
He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
My mum's a carrot.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
When life gives you melons, You’re probably dyslexic.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...