What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
what do you call a disabled kid on fire?
hot wheels
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
