Disabled jokes
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
you.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Women's rights.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.