i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
You know what’s impossible Steven Walking
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
women's rights.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
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