They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What shampoo does stephen hawkings use? Head & Shoulders
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
You know what’s impossible Steven Walking
Some say Stephen Hawkins was a genius but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
I ran over three disabled kids
Cripple kill
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it :D
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
