Disabled jokes
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Memes
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You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Women's rights.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.