Disabled jokes
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What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
you.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...