Disabled Jokes

TheArsonist

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?

Car

Anonymous

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one

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Fight

Anonymous

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

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Ball

Anonymous

i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league

Ball tickler

What shampoo does stephen hawkings use? Head & Shoulders

Stephen Bazor

Some say Stephen Hawkins was a genius but I never heard him say anything intelligent.

Vegetable

Anonymous

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.

Vegetable

Anonymous

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

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Blind

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Bullying

Anonymous

My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.

He had no chance against the 5 of us.

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Following

Anonymous

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

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Roll

Anonymous

What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin

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DaDdY ChIlL

What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato

Vegetable

Anonymous

Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in

Vegetable

Anonymous

What’s the worst part of a vegetable,

A wheelchair

Daughter

Anonymous

What did the father name his daughter with no legs?

Peggy.

Fire

Anonymous

What do you call a kid in a wheel chair on fire?

Hot wheels

Anonymous

What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover

Time

Anonymous

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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President Lincoln

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!