Disabled

Disabled Jokes

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

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So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀

Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....

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Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices

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