I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me đź’€
you
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
What do you call a bunch of paki’s jumping of a cliff
Chocolate drops
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
women's rights.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal
Willy con carne
Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same. The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr Independent and isists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can’t stand up for themselves
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids.
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk
what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look