Disabled jokes
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What is black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids?
A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make.