I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found"
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
A cannibal went to the dietitian and he got told to eat more vegetables so he ate a disabled person