Disabled Jokes

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

What has 50 legs but cant walk??

25 disabled children

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

You know what’s impossible Steven Walking

What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes She can't see the obvious

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.

what did the blind kid get for his birtday? Idk he still didnt look

Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was a end portal....

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

I knocked on Stephen Hawkins door but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found"

Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair

Me: guess who came crawling right back

What do you call a fat chinese man

A double chinkey

Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!

A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...

I can’t stand disabled Jokes...

Neither can they😂

A cannibal went to the dietitian and he got told to eat more vegetables so he ate a disabled person