What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
What a group of Disabled people in a coma called?
A Salad
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes
Nothing you told them twice
Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle