Disabled

Disabled Jokes

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

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What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

I parked in a disabled space today...

...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”