Disabled jokes
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are up!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.