Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
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Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes
Nothing you told them twice
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
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Immobile means I'm mobile in my books.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
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What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
me and a wheel chair person was playing tag and i broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
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What do you call a disabled kid who is blind
A grape chillie bean
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I parked in a disabled space today...
...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”
My syndrom may be down but my hopes are up
What’s a kid with Down syndromes favorite candy... Grunts
