Disabled Jokes

i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

I put the sexy in dyslexia

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.

If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e

My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.

He had no chance against the 5 of us.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?

Wheelchair.

I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!