Disabled Jokes

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I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves

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Stairs

Anonymous

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Fire

Anonymous

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.

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Box

Anonymous

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

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Music

Anonymous

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

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Matt shipp

If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e

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Stand

Anonymous

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

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Yummy

What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?

Wheelchair.

Wave

Anonymous

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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Anonymous

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

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Anonymous

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down

Personal

Anonymous

What is a gay person’s favourite meal

Willy con carne

Hunter

in Dark Humor

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀

Kid

Anonymous

I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts

Man

Anonymous

Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.

Ball

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said hungry

Dot u know

What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops

Stand

Anonymous

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand Up Comedy!

Darkness

Anonymous

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? the wheelchair