Disabled Jokes

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! after all, they can't even stand up for themselves

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

Neither has he.

If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?

Wheelchair.

I put the sexy in dyslexia

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down

What is a gay person’s favourite meal

Willy con carne

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children

A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀

I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts

Why can’t the blind man find love, It’s called love at first sight.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said hungry

What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops

What is the worst comedy for disabled people?

Stand Up Comedy!

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable? the wheelchair