Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
I put the sexy in dyslexia
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down
If stephen hawking has a heart attack do u take him to halfords or a&e
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
My friend and I were walking down the street and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by 3 other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help.
He had no chance against the 5 of us.
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a Hit and Can't Run?
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
What shampoo does stephen hawkings use? Head & Shoulders
