Disabled jokes
"Immobile" means "I'm mobile" in my books.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
Your mom gay.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Look at your left hand, now look at your right hand, and tell yourself, "Which hand do you cheat with?"
Wanking.
If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.