Disabled jokes

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"

I gave my friends some buttons.

Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."

Women's rights.

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong.

The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.

If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?

Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"

What's the best part about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.

I put the sexy in dyslexia.