josh dalton once ate his shoulder
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why can’t blind people sing that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably ritarded
Joke
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
What do you call a fat chinese man
A double chinkey
dick
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
What a group of Disabled people in a coma called?
A Salad
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
KILL YOURSELF
What is a "dad"?
Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home
What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
