Disability jokes
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
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What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.