Disability jokes
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What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."