What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Disability Jokes
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
God: “Stephen, join us!”
*sees the staircase to heaven.*
Stephen: “Shit!”
So, a blind man got run over by a car... a parked car.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
What do you call a washed vegetable?
A disabled kid that needs a towel.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
