Disability jokes
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
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What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"