Disability jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Why did the blind kid drop his ice cream? He got run over by his mom.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman? No, seriously, why can't she drive? Because she's dead.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
What's the worst part about microwaving vegetables?
Fitting the wheelchair in.
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"