Disability jokes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.