Disability jokes
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.