Disability jokes
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.