Disability jokes
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.