Disability jokes
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
A man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs. Then he says to his boss, "I can't handle all of this!"
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
'cus there was only a stairway to heaven!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
- Mommy, I want a bicycle!
- Shut up, Sam! You've already got your wheelchair!
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Q: What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
A: Putting them back in their wheelchair.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Helen Keller.