Disability jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.