Disability jokes
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂