Disability jokes

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?

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I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.

Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

How do you kill Hellen Keller?

Take her on a walk off a cliff.

What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?

The wheels on the chair go round and round.

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?

Runner beans.

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

What has hands but can’t clap?

A thalidomide baby.

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.