Aren't paraplegics just plegics who can fly?
Disability Jokes
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
