Disability jokes
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Why couldn't the farmer tend to the crops?
Because he's got no arms.
Why couldn't the teacher let her kids out?
Because she has no arms to open the door.