Disability jokes
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
So a blind man walks into a bar.
At least he thinks so.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.