Disability jokes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.