Disability jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.