Disability jokes
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.