Disability jokes
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and roared, "Hot wheels!"
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
It’s so sad because Stephen Hawking can’t even stand up for himself after all these mean jokes.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
If you put an amputee with no limbs in a snuggie, it becomes a stubbie.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!