I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Disability Jokes
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Alright, class, we have 39 students and 40 seats.
That one dyslexic kid thinking he’s Superman:
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
