Disability jokes
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a pet monkey?
No.
Neither did she.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"