Disability jokes

Wheelchair

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Dyslexic

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Sign Language

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Amputee

A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?

Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.

Dick

Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?

Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.

Deaf

Dark Humor

"Say what you want about the deaf."

Orphan

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.

Brother

Disabled

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

Death

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

Guy

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵