Disability jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled too far away from the outlet on the wall.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
Stephen Hawking didn’t die. His charger broke.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.