Disability jokes
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.
If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.