Disability jokes
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.