Disability jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
A: What did the podiatrist say to the double amputee?
Q: Sorry, but I can't help you.
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.