Disability jokes
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
You know when you sign up for something and it says "I'm not a robot"? I guess he never had the chance to tick that.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.