Disability jokes
Helen Keller walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table, and a wall.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Don't let an extra chromosome keep you down!
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Hey guys, Billy has this weird disability where when he has sex with someone, he says their name really loud.
Billy: Hey guys, I just got back from my DADS!!
Wait, what Billy?
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.