Disability jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
MAN 2) No.
MAN 1) Neither did he.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.