Disability jokes
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you gotta hand it to her.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack.
Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.