Disability jokes
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Did you know Hellen Keller has a pool?
Neither did she.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.