Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.