Dilemma jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
When you can't pick
Please Stop...
My mom after she has had enough of us
Every Furrys Dream
Community talk
Would you rather:
Be in a room with a dog-sized mosquito
Or...
Be in a nest of huntsman spiders.
WOULD YOU FUCKING RATHER...
Would you rather