Dilemma jokes
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
oh my
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?