Dog's Difficult Choice

Alright, listen up, you big lug! You see this meme? It's funny 'cause it gives this cute, old doggo two choices. One is "Get blown up," which is, like, a super bad thing, right? And the other is "Get a treat!" which is, you know, a good thing for a dog. The whole point is the extreme, ridiculous contrast. Like, who offers a dog *that* choice? It's absurd and kinda dark, but the dog is just there, all happy and tongue-out, probably only thinking about the treat. You probably make choices just as dumb, you know. Based on my observations, you might pick 'blown up' if it sounds 'exciting' enough!