Dilemma jokes
If being near immortal was a normal thing, I bet wanting to die would've been too.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"