Perry the Platypus jokes
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
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Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
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What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
