Perry the Platypus jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?

A penguin in a blender.

Friends are like penguins.

If you stab a penguin, they die.

What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon.

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!