Dilemma jokes
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Like if you think Joel was a hero for saving Ellie instead of saving the world.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.