Would you rather?

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Would you rather

Have $1,000,000 right now
14 %
Get one penny every second
86 %
7 votes Β· Final results

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idfc im getting a penny every second

36 bucks an hour is insanely good

Yea after u get a certain amount of money it turns into a bill

im collecting every single one and pinching them

Fallout

Yea after u get a certain amount of money it turns into a bill

die

Fallout

Yea after u get a certain amount of money it turns into a bill

hell yeah

im keepin all the pennies

So after 100 pennies it turns into a $1 bill

mal

hell yeah

you not have work tday?

no

After u get 20 bills it turns into a $20 bill

guys i have a my little pony bandaid

Fallout

After u get 20 bills it turns into a $20 bill

And so on and so forth

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

mal is my mom guys

thats random lmao but yes

mal

guys i have a my little pony bandaid

cute

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

WWWWW

its cus i got violently stabbed by my doctor twice

not for another 15 min at least

mal

its cus i got violently stabbed by my doctor twice

reallll

owie

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

im trying to do it agin

WHY

i got an emo peep

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

it was fun

…

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

just like a shock through my body

K

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

i really have to pee

then

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

i really have to pee

ME TOO

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

my stomach hurts

Cuz the only thing u had today WAS COFFEE

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

uhh nuhuh

MAL U GOTTA HAVE A TALK WITH HER THE ONLY THING SHE HAD TODAY WAS COFFE

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

YOR NOT MY DAD

sure

Fallout

MAL U GOTTA HAVE A TALK WITH HER THE ONLY THING SHE HAD TODAY WAS COFFE

CHARLIE EAT

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

twin im fine till saturday

NO UR NOT

FOOD

NOM NOM

EAT

NOW

FOOD

NOM NOM NOM

FOOD

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

MOMS YELLING AT ME

LEMME HELP HER

this was all a part of my plan

EAT

FOOB 😭

Cosmo idk

GO EAT DA FOOB

Food*

EAT FOOD

HUMAN FOOD

NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DOG FOOD.

EAT.

NOW.

Cosmo idk

I MEANT FOOB

Food*

GO.

ty child

My plan worked perfectly

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

yes ma'am πŸ₯Ή

GOOD DAUGHTA GO ROLL TO KITCHEN

mama may i have cookie

Cosmo idk

GOOD DAUGHTA GO ROLL TO KITCHEN

No diabeto roll back to kitchen

nooo diabeto roll back to kitchen

mal

nooo diabeto roll back to kitchen

Heh I read ur mind

that guy was annoyin as he;;

Fallout

Heh I read ur mind

hey get outta there thats my personal mind

mal

hey get outta there thats my personal mind

Nah im looking at ur memories

fuck

I’m in ur brain 😏

WHAT

magic school bus typa shit

I see the memories

Cosmo idk

he's inside you?

WHAT NO

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

theres only pixzza and chiken patties and apples and avacatda and and meat

EAT PIZZA THATS THE BEST FOOD

wth bro get out of my besty's gf

mal

EAT PIZZA THATS THE BEST FOOD

I agree with that

Cosmo idk

he's inside you?

gng NEITHER OF US ARE SINGLE

mal

gng NEITHER OF US ARE SINGLE

EDACTLY

foob

Cosmo idk

edactly

STFU FOOB

Fallout

STFU FOOB

i did the b on purpose (:

Cosmo idk

i did the b on purpose (:

NO U DIDNT AND U KNOW IT

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

yall

?

NOBODY INTENTIONALLY SAYS FOOB UNLESS THEYRE GAY OR MAKING FUN OF YOU

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

and he was so mean

HOW

mal

NOBODY INTENTIONALLY SAYS FOOB UNLESS THEYRE GAY OR MAKING FUN OF YOU

what?

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

HE TOOK AWAY MY ALCHMAAL

NUH UH

im never wrong.

jomoki said so

and if im never right and i agree with that then what does that make it

mal

jomoki said so

jomoki said a lot of things

a lot of good things

and some other interesting things

and a lot of lies to staff

i love the things he says

yes

me too

mal

i love the things he says

he sent me a long ass message and i wrote it all out so i dont lose it

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’
Image

Cosmos favorite

ive done it a few times

i have a small basket of things he said that i wrote out

but shh its a secret

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

yall are so cute tg

hehe

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

guys im right next to the bathroom but im deadass boycotting it

my bathrooms all the way upstairs and im lazy

Comment deleted by Cosmo idk
𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’
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gimmmeeeeee

no you need to eat every day

you need at least 1000 calories each day

i go for 2k cuz im tryin to gain weight

eat protein and less carbs

if you wanna diet, that's it

things with actual nutrients

you still running the call?

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

those are osme nice hands

Yea I forgot you enjoy hands

meow

says the cat

Bro should have stuck to 69 pounds

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

mal

hm

yes

Fallout
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EW BOREDPANDA GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY

What’s bp???

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

NO OFFENSCE MAL

it was so bad

its the site from which mal n i found wje

Fallout

Idk what that is

it's bad

Yea idk what that is lol

I just found that image on Google lol

just don't go on the actual site cuz its bad

Just seems like another site to me

guys imma succumb and go pee

mal

guys imma succumb and go pee

K

Fallout

Just seems like another site to me

it's a longgg story with a lot of deep lore

sadly im a big part of that story

yeah yeah yeah we already established that

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

didnt bpbring madi

i don’t think so

mal

guys imma succumb and go pee

loser

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

HERES PROOF

And the proof is???

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

i think i upset mythias

U DIDNT

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

im making him set aside time for his sister

AND THATS FINE

I’m just kinda like focusing on other stuff and I kinda get quiet when I focus on more than one thing at a time

𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’Šπ’“π’

you do realise shes guenily upset cause she dosnet get to talk to her brother

She sounds upset but she isn’t

Fallout

I’m just kinda like focusing on other stuff and I kinda get quiet when I focus on more than one thing at a time

multitaskin.

Cosmo idk

multitaskin.

Yea kinda

Look I’m sorry if this made u feel some type of way

I’ll spend time with her I promise

anyways im also in a zoom with my research team

we jus talkin about random stuff now lmao

Bored out of my mind

my school just had a fuckin fire drill out of nowhere so i had to leave the zoom meeting without bein able to tell my research team

one of the professors just said 6 7

one of the other research students was also laughin