Dilemma jokes
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!