What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE

reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

What’s The Difference Between Boogers And Broccoli? Kids Won’t Eat The Broccoli.

What’s the difference between a child and a book?

One doesn’t scream when you snap it’s neck.

Jeffery Dahmer has two things, an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can’t move and one has gas

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men’s pants down, he is…OH SHIT WHAT THE F-

Sorry bout that…

Now as i was saying

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit

Wait a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-

What do boy snowmans has different to a snowgirl that have snow balls

whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation

ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up

A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”

Other jokes:

  1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.

  2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?

  3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.

  4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!

  5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

  6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

  7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.

  8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.

Dad: What’s the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?

Son: I don’t know.

Dad: I’d better not trust you with my post then 😂

whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can’t take I joke

Whats the difference between axne and a priest??

1 waits till your 13 to come on your face

What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me

HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES

What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

what’s the difference between me and cancer? my dad didn’t beat cancer

what is the difference between you and my dad? nothing

what’s the difference between your dad and the mail man. nothing

what the difference between a cheater and your mom:they both cheated

what’s the difference between u and ur mom:i slept with ur mom

What’s the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won’t scream when you remove their meat

What’s the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet

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