Difference

Difference Jokes

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

What's the difference between me and cancer? Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks? - one is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.

Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk

Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*

What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.

What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.