What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a f...ing tree.

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee

Their both crazy and now dead

whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven

What’s the difference between an aborted fetus and an upside-down bar stool?

An upside-down bar stool can only pleasure 4 men.

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.

3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”

What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer…?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it

Whats the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.

What’s the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”

“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”

“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”

“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”

“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”

whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? the hooker can was out her crack and reuse it

What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

boss: “we have to let you go.”

surgeon: “I protest innocence.”

boss: “how?”

surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things.”

boss: “get out”

What does the difference between your new teacher and a train? Your teacher says spit out your gum but a train says Choo Choo!