What is the difference between a tree and a dog? A dog can walk and a tree can not walk

What is the difference between a human and a magic car? A magic car can fly and a human can not fly

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert??

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch

what’s the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.

What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke

What’s the difference between acne and a priest… Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

What’s the difference between a women and a washing machine? The washing machine doesnt follow you after you put a load in it.

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb

You can’t unscrew a pregnant woman

What’s a similarity between a broken lightbulb, and a pregnant woman

They’re both accidents

What’s the difference between three dead babies and a ferrari

I don’t own a ferrari

what’s the difference beetween a snowman and a snowwoman?

snowballs ;) :)

What’s the difference between a bicycle?

A banana, because vests don’t have sleeves.

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man? if a woman is performing anilingus on a man it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot!!!

What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman? if a man is performing anilingus on a woman it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy you fucking idiot !!!

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

Q what is the difference between a dead body and an orphan A the dead body had a family

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.

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