What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)

Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat… The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is a refreshing summertime snack the other one is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a catholic priest and a pedophile? One is catholic and the other is a Priest.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it

Whats the difference between cars and grass. (They both have weels, except for the grass).

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person

An emo slits

Guy 1:"Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

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Whats the difference between a baby and a dorito? One is a tasty snack, the other is a dorito.

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.

What’s the difference between a bird and jam? You can ham your cock in a bird but you can’t bird your cock in a jam

Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

whats the difference between cancer and me

my dad didn’t beat cancer…whelp i guess i stole that one

Whats the difference between a black person and a white person

Black people dont shoot up schools

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest, The zit waits tell your 12 to cum on your face

What’s the difference between an American 12 yearold and an African 12 year old? About 40 pounds.

What’s the difference between sand and food??? Africans have plenty of sand.

Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.