Difference jokes

What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.