Difference jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

What's the difference between a cow and a pig?

One is a pig.

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

120 pounds.

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.