What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.