Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.