Difference

Difference Jokes

What the difference between normal sex and anal sex ?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy

what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there

What is the difference between the twin towers and the leaning tower of pizza? one held it’s balance the other two fell

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.