Difference jokes
What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂