Difference jokes

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.