Difference jokes

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?

They both don't last a while.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.