Difference jokes

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.

What’s harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

My stepdad did beat cancer.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.

What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?

5% of atheists have seen a ghost.

5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.