Difference

Difference jokes

Priest

    • What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

    You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

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    • Priest

    • What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

    A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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    • Ass

    • What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

    My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

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    • Blonde

    • What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

    I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

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    • Difference memes

    Freezer

    • What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

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    • Bottle

    • Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

    A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

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    • Taco Bell

    • What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

    KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

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    • Twin Towers

    • What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

    McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

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    • Orphan

    • What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

    The mailman goes home at the end of the day.