Difference jokes

What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?

With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

120 pounds.

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?

Friends: What?

Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.

What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?

Women can't take a joke!

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

What’s harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.