Difference jokes
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.