Difference

Difference Jokes

What's the difference between China and New York City?

In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.

You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)