Difference jokes
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomer age?
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.