Difference jokes
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.