Difference jokes

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?

A Brick can get laid.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The location of the Dirtbag.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.

What's the difference between a cow and a pig?

One is a pig.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?

They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.

Uh!!!

How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.

What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.