Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid

What's the difference between Lana del Ray and Milli Vanilli?

Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.

What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.

What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

what diffrence between friends and family one actully real

Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.

What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with

What’s the difference between milk and the air

At least the air will always be there for me

You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?

a lot of things

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.

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What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents

What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics

what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon one of them is picked

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.