Difference

Difference jokes

Jesus

    • What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

    A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

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    • Rainbow

    • What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

    One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

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    • Cremation

    • I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?

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    • Sex

    • What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

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    • Difference memes

    Adult

    • What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

    Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

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    • Backpack

    • I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.

    He one day said his business was "remarkable."

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    • Dad

    • What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?

    Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.

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    • Spectrum

    • What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.

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    • Surgeon

    • A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.

    boss: "We have to let you go."

    surgeon: "I protest innocence."

    boss: "How?"

    surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."

    boss: "Get out!"

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    • Mom

    • What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

    Your mom finishes.