What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington? I know how to use an exercise band.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope...
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? Refrigerators don't que*f when you pull your meat out.
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds
what the difference between a thanks giving turkey and my kid.I only stuff the turkey
What's the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
"Whats the difference between a pregnet woman and a light bulb"
"You can unscrew a light buld"
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun Nothing Flip them off the wrong way and your dead
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan? The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? -- You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Whats the difference between stephen hawking and a baby both of there legs dont work
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
