Difference jokes
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What's the difference between a happy family and a car guy? Only one has a family.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.