Difference jokes
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
What's the difference between sleeping pills and my beating my meat?
Sleeping pills actually come with a prescription.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What’s the difference between a mediocre thief and professional thief?
The mediocre thief will say “give me all your money!”
And a professional thief will say “sign here please.”
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.