Difference jokes
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? Nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad? One leaves your life to go get milk, and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry.