Difference jokes
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What's the difference between a pope/preacher and acne?
Acne comes on your face when you're 13.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?
I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.