Difference jokes

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?

Suicide squad.

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What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?

The licorice is black.

What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.