Difference jokes

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.

What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?

One is loved.

What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.

My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.

I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by Romans.

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)

A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.

I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?

The devil always has horns... not just around children.

What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"

What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?

The letter b.

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.