Difference jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn't one; they are both the same thing.

What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?

What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.

A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.

boss: "We have to let you go."

surgeon: "I protest innocence."

boss: "How?"

surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."

boss: "Get out!"

What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.

What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?

Suicide squad.

Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?

Only one gets fuel.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

What's the difference between you and an orphan?

Nothing.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?

You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?

I don't know. I forgot.

What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?

My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.

What's the difference between Autism and Gender?

Autism is on a spectrum.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.