What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Difference Jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
