Difference jokes
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
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What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.