Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except cancer
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Whats the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
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What's the difference between saying bloody in America and in the U.K?
In the U.K, it's a swear word
In America, it's a family reunion
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
What is the difference in between a orphan and a TV?
One has more channels
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
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whats the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? nothing, we're both broken
What's the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
whats the difference between a dad and the twin towers the twin towers went black and never came back and the dad was black and just didn't come back
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
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Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don't hang themselves.
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
