Difference

Difference jokes

Dick

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

Catholic

What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?

Catholics are registered sex offenders.

Canoe

What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?

I would never put a canoe in my garage.

Memes

Driver

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

Baby

What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?

That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.

Homework

I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?

A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.

Feminist

What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?

A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Baby

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

Wife

Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?

Only the wife was hung up.

Mirror

A mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only... a mirror doesn't need a gun to kill.

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  • Homework

    What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

    Child

    What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.