Difference Jokes

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades

what's the difference between a mole and an eagle?

they both live underground, except for the eagle

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .

What is the difference between a 100 dead babies and a mustang challenger? i dont have a mustang challenger in my garage

What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby

I don't have a girlfriend

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What is difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support its family.

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden. The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten

What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

A Mirror and a terrorist are the same... Only.... A mirror doesn't need a gun to kill ...

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?

You can’t abuse a aligator

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.