Difference jokes

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.