What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry? I dont know. I forgot.
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson? The location of the Dirtbag.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and Macdonalds macdonalds has a drive through twin towers has a fly through
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
