What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Difference Jokes
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
I got arrested because I cremated a guy. They said the guy had been alive when I burned him. I mean, it's an early cremation—what's the difference?
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.
boss: "We have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "How?"
surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "Get out!"
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
