Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.