Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
He was telling the truth in a different way...
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's the difference between my arm and legs? Nothing. I slit both of them.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.