What is the difference between orphans dad and a boomerang?? Oh.....one comes back
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and the orange. The taste good.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy DIDN’T get away with it...
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty, the Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
19_What's the difference between a woman and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo? Don't know still haven't found them.
whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can't take I joke
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
You know the difference between happy tailgators and angry tailgators?
Happy tailgators know how to throw a party.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer.
A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench
What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians
There both vegetables in serotonin ways
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
whats the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a ferrari? i dont own a ferrari.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
whats the difference between my mum and my dad
My mum stayed
