Difference

Difference jokes

Parent

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?

Jesus got pegged against a cross.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?

Stuart Little got chosen!

Life

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

Memes

Chat

I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:

A chat conversation with yellow speech bubbles on the left containing the text "Hello" and "I'm fine, Thanks!!" and a dark speech bubble on the right with the text "Do you exist?". There is also a text input box.

Jesus

The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.

Guy

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Orphan

What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?

A flower gets picked.

Baby

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

Wife

What’s the difference between a job and a wife?

The job keeps sucking after 5 years.

Cat

What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.

Wrist

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

Dad

What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?

One can feed a family.

Year

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

Priest

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

Priest

What's the difference between a drill and a priest?

Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!

Fly

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

Cancer

What's the difference between cancer and a Nazi? Cancer doesn't discriminate.

Leaf

You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.