Difference jokes
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.