Difference jokes
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...
Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.