Difference jokes

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?

Only the taste.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?

I haven’t banged a hooker.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.