Difference jokes

What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?

A: At least you don't die when you shower.

Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.

What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?

Batman returns.

What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

At least someone chose Pikachu.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.