Difference jokes

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)

What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?

The viola burns longer.

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.

What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?

I personally think cereal is not nutritious.

What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.

What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?

There's none, they both don't age well.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

What is the difference between an orphan and a candle?

One is used.