Difference jokes
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What was the difference between the Federal Republic of Germany and the German Democratic Republic?
Federal Republic: The harder you work, the more you get.
Democratic Republic: The harder you work, the firmer the handshake and nothing else.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.