Difference jokes

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.

What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?

..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?

Snowballs.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?

You can shut the book up.

What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?

My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?

I can't jump off a burrito.

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.