What’s the difference between the twin towers and Macdonalds macdonalds has a drive through twin towers has a fly through
What is the difference from a orphan and a mailman The mailman goes home at the end of the day
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog A cat has 9 lives and a frog croaks every day
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
one day im walking and i saw josh b he sucking balls and marco jump and we got earthquick and i say yamate
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road? A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What's the difference between Autism and Gender? Autism is on a spectrum.
what's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
Knock knock who there Abby Abby who.your Mexican girlfriend.
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket
People actually want stuff in a supermarket
