Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.