Difference jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.