Difference jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.