Difference jokes
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What is the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?
The prostitute can blow you more than once.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.