Difference

Difference jokes

Mop

    • What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

    It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

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    • Dad

    • What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?

    Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.

    Comma

    • What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

    One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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    • Head

    • What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?

    A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.

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    • Cop

    • What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

    Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

    Flow

    • A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

    And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

    And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

    And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

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    • Male

    • What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

    Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

    Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

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