What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
what is the differences between a baseball player and a orphan the baseball player the baseball player has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
